A few weeks ago we had problems with our garbage being scattered all over the dirt by nefarious nocturnal aliens. So I (not Tim) built a garbage can from stray bricks. I was quite proud of myself. Tim is the appointed maintenance man but lacked the structural engineering skills to put this project together.
One afternoon my perfect garbage receptacle was attacked by a monstrous, arrogant, aggressive Brahma bull (with gore capable horns) - see picture below. Our garbage was a perfect dessert to the dead brush he had been eating all day. Tim "took pictures" as I rode this beast out of our compound. Once again, he took a picture as I approached and failed to capture the ride.
By the way, in Senegal, Bulls also like tea after dinner. Observe the tea bag that he was sucking on, now hanging from his lips. The tea really mellowed him out. You can tell by his smirking face. It was immediately after this photo, that I rode him out of the yard.
I told maintenance man Tim, "look, the least you can do is figure out some way to keep the bulls from running to our garbage every day". I must admit, he did a nice job of securing the receptacle. The only problem, it takes 30 minutes to open the lid.
3 comments:
Hey Bro, That livestock feeding station is a thing of beauty. All that paver laying experience paid off. Just remember, when a bull charges you he will close his eyes when he get close so you can just step out of the way...
Hey Craig, you know I used to have a similar problem with "nefarious nocturnal aliens" in my trash, albeit much smaller. But I found a miracle cure, oh, about six kids ago. And I'm willing to share the secret. Just let me know and I will Fed-Ex you a dozen fully ripened used diapers to add to your mix. Problem solved.
On a serious note (yes, in fact this IS the first time) I want to say that while I've jested many times, you guys are doing a GREAT thing. You guys have been an inspiration by going into the far reaches of the world to become better equipped to serve our God.
Thank you for sharing your experiences!
I will bid adieu and look forward to seeing you all at home!
Jon
Mr. B...
Thats why it was so easy for me to jump on. He must have blinked.
Jon,
Trust me.. if I tried your solution, Tim's lid wouldn't last 30 seconds.
Thanks for your comments Jon, Connie and I always wake up expecting a great word from you. See you soon.
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